Check it out, very funny.
Philosophy for the starters:
"Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because
as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there
are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But
there are also unknown unknowns - the ones we don't know we don't know."
---Ramsfield, winner of the first prize awarded by the filologs of Britain for the
most undeciferable statement of the century. Ramsfield, wins big!